Joke Of The Day

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Jan 152009
 

An Italian – will throw away the cup and walk away in a fit of rage.

A Frenchman – will take out the fly, and drink the coffee.

A Chinaman – will eat the fly and throw away the coffee.

A Russian – will drink the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no
charge.

An Israeli – will sell the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buy himself a new cup of coffee and use the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

The Palestinian – will blame the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protest the act of aggression to the UN, take a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, use the money to purchase explosives and then blow up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

Never Question the Courage of a Soldier

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Jan 142009
 


I received this picture via e-mail with the following subject line:

“There is no one alive who should ever question the courage of a soldier again.”

Here is the original thread, now running into the hundreds of pages. I made it through the first dozen or so, and some of the responses are brilliantly funny.

I’m sure “She has a great personality.” I’ll leave it at that.

Hamas In Their Own Voices

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Jan 142009
 

Unfortunately I know the Liberal answer to this; it’s that the actions of The United States and Israel made them this way. Yes… we created these animals by hurting them, etc. And it is never going to matter what you say in retaliation to that because they believe that with their logically distorted minds. But for the rest of us, we need to keep getting it out there anyway.

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