They didn’t call him “The Great Communicator” for nothing. These two videos show the difference in the way Barack Obama and Ronald Reagan deal with hecklers.
Compare Obama’s “Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on everybody.” to Reagan’s “Awwww Shut Up!”
Ronald Reagan displayed total confidence and Obama acted more like a flustered professor.
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said “Lord, have mercy on me. If you find me a parking spot, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life…and even give up me Irish whiskey!”
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
Paddy looked up again and said “Never mind, I found one.”
Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Eagles fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Giants fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Dallas Cowboy fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Eagles cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Giants cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Cowboys cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Cowboys fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, ‘What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking? ‘Well,’ said the officer, ‘I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Dallas Cowboys hat, I find an asshole. |