Tag: Yo Mama

Yo Mama is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo Mama is so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo Mama is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo Mama is so fat were in her right now

Yo Mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo Mama is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo Mama is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

Yo Mama is so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo Mama is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo Mama is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo Mama is so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo Mama is so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”

Yo Mama is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo Mama is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo Mama is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo Mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo Mama is so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo Mama is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo Mama is so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo Mama is so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

Yo Mama is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo Mama is so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

Yo Mama is so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

Yo Mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo Mama is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo Mama is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

Yo Mama is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo Mama is so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo Mama is so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo Mama is so fat God couldn’t light Earth until she moved!

Yo Mama is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo Mama is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo Mama is so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…

Yo Mama is so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo Mama is so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

Yo Mama is so fat her legs is like spoiled milk – white & chunky!

Yo Mama is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo Mama is so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo Mama is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo Mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington’s nose.

Yo Mama is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo Mama is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo Mama is so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo Mama is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo Mama is so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo Mama is so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo Mama is so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

Yo Mama is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo Mama is so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo Mama is so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo Mama is so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo Mama is so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo Mama is so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo Mama is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo Mama is so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she’s wearin tights!

Yo Mama is so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo Mama is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo Mama is so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo Mama is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo Mama is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say “Taxi!”

Yo Mama is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo Mama is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo Mama is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo Mama is so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo Mama is so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo Mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo Mama is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo Mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo Mama is so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.

Yo Mama is so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo Mama is so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo Mama is so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo Mama is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo Mama is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo Mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo Mama is so fat she influences the tides.

Yo Mama is so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo Mama is so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo Mama is so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo Mama is so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo Mama is so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

Yo Mama is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo Mama is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn’t cover her

Yo Mama is so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo Mama is so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo Mama is so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo Mama is so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo Mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo Mama is so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo Mama is so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo Mama is so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo Mama is so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo Mama is so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo Mama is so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo Mama is so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo Mama is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo Mama is so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo Mama is so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo Mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo Mama is so fat she put on some BVD’s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo Mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington’s nose.

Yo Mama is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo Mama is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo Mama is so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..

Yo Mama is so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo Mama is so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo Mama is so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo Mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo Mama is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo Mama is so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”

Yo Mama is so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo Mama is so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo Mama is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn’t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.