Tag: Work
The Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Without Clothes
You’ve always wanted to do it, now here are the top 10 reasons to go to work without clothes!
10. No one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.
6. So that -with a little help from Muzak- you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.
5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
…and (drum roll, please) the number one reason to Go To Work without clothes:
1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00.”
Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON
You get three fully paid for meals a day
@ WORK
You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK
For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON
You get your own toilet
@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK
You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They are called ‘managers’
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