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Tag: Word Play
Random Riddle: No Matches
| If you were on a raft with a pack of cigarettes but had no matches, how would you light your cigarette ? |
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Joke Of The Day: Breakdown
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A man was headed into town on a Friday night in his old pickup truck.
He gets half-way to town and his truck begins making a banging noise, and he pulls off to the side of the road to take a look. When he turns off the truck, the noise slowly stops, and he gets out to take a look. The engine is hot, smoky and stinks like oil and gas and steam. At this point, he has no tools and decides to thumb a ride into town, so he starts walking and makes it a mile or two before a car comes along. Two of his friends are in the car and say, “Hey John, why are you walking?” “Piston broke.” he replies. “We are pissed and broke too, get in.”
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Joke Of The Day: A Canadian Stonemason
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A Canadian man loses his wife.
He goes to the stonemason and asks for a tombstone that says “rest in peace.” A couple of days before the funeral, he comes to check on the stone and sees that it says “Rest in Piece.” “Sorry,” he says to the mason, “but I meant ‘peace’, with an ‘a’.” On the eve of the funeral, the mason shows the widower the corrected version of the stone. “I’ve done it with the ‘a’,” he says. Upon the stone is inscribed, “Rest in Piece, Eh?”
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