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I started a band called “999 Megabytes”.
We haven’t gotten a gig yet.
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Joke Of The Day: 999 Megabytes
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Jun 212025
Joke Of The Day: Two Plates
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Jun 202025
Random Riddle: A Race Horse
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Jun 192025
| With a little detective work and deep thought, the following facts can make an accurate statement. Can you figure it out?
11 is a race horse |
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Joke Of The Day: A Dangerous New Virus
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Jun 162025
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A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private life.
If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). They’re available at your local grocery store. Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated. Forward this warning to five friends. If you don’t have five friends, you’re already infected with WORK and it is controlling your life.
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Random Riddle: Broken Versions
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Jun 152025
| Below are definitions of words (with the length of the word in parentheses), followed by a clue for a broken version of the word. For example:
PONDERING (8)…Monarch after dieting. Would result in the word “THINKING”, which could be broken into “THIN KING”. Can you decipher the five words below? 1. Certain Evening (9)…Tiny chess piece 4. Hawaiian person, e.g. (8)…Confessions of a scandalmonger |
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