Word Play Archives - Page 48 of 777 - Common Sense Evaluation

I have T at my start,
I have T at my end.
I have T in my middle,
And it comes through my bend.

What am I?

Police are investigating the deaths of Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and Cap’N Crunch.

They’re not sure if they are dealing with a character assassin or a cereal killer.

Put this on,
And warm you’ll be.
Take one off,
And an emotion, you’ll see.

I started a band called “999 Megabytes”.

We haven’t gotten a gig yet.

Q: What did one plate say to the other?

A: Lunch is on me.

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