Joke Of The Day: The Tuxedo Store

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Jun 302025
 
Joke Of The Day: The Tuxedo Store The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Find the Fruit

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Jun 292025
 
In each sentence below, the name of a fruit is hidden. Each of these fruits end with the word ‘berry’. You won’t find the word ‘berry’ itself hidden there, of course, but try to find the missing part of each fruit to give it its full name.

1. He looked blue in the face from too much exposure to the freezing cold outside.
2. Boys, enter at your own risk!
3. We have a beautiful farm out in the countryside, and we own a few goats, duck and one goose.
4. She got cranky when people pointed out her mistake.
5. The children are scared of his raspy voice, and stay well away from his house.
6. After a hard day’s work at the farm, the horse gratefully collapsed on the straw heap.
7. Too late! The cake had turned into a black, charred mass because everyone forgot about it!
 

Random Riddle: Find the Fruit

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Police Investigation

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Jun 252025
 
Joke Of The Day: Police Investigation Police are investigating the deaths of Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and Cap’N Crunch.

They’re not sure if they are dealing with a character assassin or a cereal killer.