Random Riddle: Automobile Makers

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Aug 192025
 
Name the automobile makers:

1. river wading place
2. ringed planet
3. famous emancipator
4. weep convulsively
5. Star Wars action figure
6. earth wanderer
7. spotted cat
8. heavy metal
9. evade
10. diminutive
11. endlessness
12. bawl + disparaging remark
 

Random Riddle: Automobile Makers

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Born Without Eyelids

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Aug 172025
 
Joke Of The Day: Born Without Eyelids A young mother gave birth to a beautiful baby boy.

But he was born without eyelids.

The doctor advised her, “Don’t worry madam, we haven’t circumcised him yet, so we’ll use the leftover skin to give him a set of eyelids, and he will be as good as new.”

With a horrified look, she turned to the doc and said: “What? He’ll be cock-eyed and when he’s old enough to go to school, the other kids will call him ‘dick-face’!”

Smiling, the doctor re-assured her: “I doubt anyone will notice. It’s a perfectly painless procedure performed by professional plastic surgeons, with a 99.9% proven success rate. Just think of the foresight he’ll have.”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Proper Order

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Aug 162025
 
In the following list, the words are out of order (the correct order is NOT alphabetical). Can you figure out the pattern and put them in the proper order?

A. Leaf
B. Part
C. Mitt
D. Corn
E. Saw
 

Random Riddle: Proper Order