1. Ford
2. Saturn
3. Lincoln
4. Saab (sob)
5. Toyota (toy Yoda, HA-HA)
6. Land Rover
7. Jaguar
8. Mercury
9. Dodge
10. MINI
11. Infiniti (infinity)
12. Chrysler (cry+slur…a stretch, I know)
JokesComments Off on Joke Of The Day: Born Without Eyelids
Aug172025
A young mother gave birth to a beautiful baby boy.
But he was born without eyelids.
The doctor advised her, “Don’t worry madam, we haven’t circumcised him yet, so we’ll use the leftover skin to give him a set of eyelids, and he will be as good as new.”
With a horrified look, she turned to the doc and said: “What? He’ll be cock-eyed and when he’s old enough to go to school, the other kids will call him ‘dick-face’!”
Smiling, the doctor re-assured her: “I doubt anyone will notice. It’s a perfectly painless procedure performed by professional plastic surgeons, with a 99.9% proven success rate. Just think of the foresight he’ll have.”
RiddlesComments Off on Random Riddle: Proper Order
Aug162025
In the following list, the words are out of order (the correct order is NOT alphabetical). Can you figure out the pattern and put them in the proper order?