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Joke Of The Day: Telescope Hobby

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Sep 202025

I’ve started using a telescope as a hobby.

It’s a lot of fun, you should look into it.

Random Riddle: All Three

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Sep 192025

I am found in great fields.
With my kin, provide great yields.
Decapitate me with no regret.
What makes me bread is what you’ll get.
Cut once again, again I implore
And you will do this thing evermore.

What have you found from me?
Give me the words above, all three.

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Joke Of The Day: A Royal Marriage

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Sep 182025

The king and queen of a small nation have a beautiful daughter. The king and queen of a nearby country have a handsome son. In order to create an alliance between the two countries, the kings and queens meet to discuss a plan to have the handsome prince marry the beautiful princess.

The marriage ceremony was followed by a huge feast to celebrate the wedding. During the feast, the princess’ father saw the newlyweds slip away from the banquet. He was worried that the prince and princess might take to each other, so he told his most trusted servant to follow the couple to the bedroom and eavesdrop on the new bride and groom. Then report back with any information.

When the servant returned to the king, he told him, “First the princess told the prince, ‘I offer you my honor.’ The prince replied, ‘I honor your offer.’ And it was like that all night long: honor, offer, honor, offer.”