Jokes Joke Of The Day: A Silly Name September 10, 2024August 10, 2024 gags My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name. So I called her Bluff.
Riddles Random Riddle: Three Word Phrase September 9, 2024August 9, 2024 gags Find a rhyme for each word below so you end up with a familiar three-word phrase in the form “__, __, and __”. Example: Clue = “Cook, Wine, Drinker” Answer = “Hook, Line, and Sinker” 1. Shop, Swap, Dole 2. Mop, Slip, Thump 3. Mud, Wet, Smears 4. Sock, Rock, Carol 5. Claim, Debt, Scratch 6. Steady, Filling, Label 7. Warning, Soon, Flight Show answer 1. Stop, Drop, and Roll 2. Hop, Skip, and Jump 3. Blood, Sweat, and Tears 4. Lock, Stock, and Barrel 5. Game, Set, and Match 6. Ready, Willing, and Able 7. Morning, Noon, and Night
Jokes Joke Of The Day: Drinking Again September 9, 2024August 9, 2024 gags My wife: “Are you drinking again?!” Me: “No, it’s just tea” Wife: “Oh yeah?! What kind of tea?” Me: “Tea… quila”
Jokes Joke Of The Day: Orchestra Leader September 8, 2024August 8, 2024 gags I once knew an orchestra leader who was almost electrocuted. He absentmindedly stuck his baton into an electrical outlet. Thankfully, he was not seriously injured due to being such a poor conductor.
Riddles Random Riddle: Figure out the Story September 4, 2024September 4, 2024 gags What story is represented here? Au-E-Ness, Au-E-Pad, Au-E-Combination, Polar, Grizzly, Panda. Show answer Goldilocks and the three bears Au = symbol for Gold Loch Ness, Padlock, Combination Lock.