Tag: Word Play

Riddles

Random Riddle: Homophones

See if you can figure out three words that are homophones of each other in each of the five problems below.

1. Worthless – flat piece moving with the air – blood vessel
2. Path or direction – to measure weight – watery part of milk
3. Having no money – careful study; microscopic hole – to flow freely
4. Warty frog – having toes – pulled ahead
5. A cry – welt; corduroy ridge – large oceanic mammal
 

 Random Riddle: Homophones

 

 

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Zip, Dick, and Pea

Joke Of The Day: Zip, Dick, and Pea There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, Dick, and Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pea jumps around outside.

The teacher returns and yells: “Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!”

 

 

 

 

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Buying an Aging Thoroughbred

Joke Of The Day: Buying an Aging Thoroughbred A woman was considering buying an aging thoroughbred but wanted a veterinarian’s opinion of the horse before finalizing her deal.

When the vet had completed his examination, she asked, “Will I be able to race him?”

The veterinarian looked at the woman, then at the horse. “Sure,” he replied, “and you’ll probably win!”

 

 

 

 

Load More