Joke Of The Day: Zip, Dick, and Pea

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Mar 192025
 
Joke Of The Day: Zip, Dick, and Pea There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, Dick, and Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pea jumps around outside.

The teacher returns and yells: “Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Buying an Aging Thoroughbred

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Mar 182025
 
Joke Of The Day: Buying an Aging Thoroughbred A woman was considering buying an aging thoroughbred but wanted a veterinarian’s opinion of the horse before finalizing her deal.

When the vet had completed his examination, she asked, “Will I be able to race him?”

The veterinarian looked at the woman, then at the horse. “Sure,” he replied, “and you’ll probably win!”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Left and Right

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Mar 152025
 
Fill in the blank below with a word that means the same as the word on the left when read normally and fits the definition on the right when read backwards.

Friends _________ hit sharply.

Rinds of fruit __________ What we do with over one third of our lives.

 

 Random Riddle: Left and Right

 

 

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