Joke Of The Day: Getting Old

Joke Of The Day: Getting Old My grandad, who used to be an English professor, just sent me a text saying “Son, I’m getting old, and I’m starting to struggle with the stares”

I replied, “Don’t you mean the stairs?”

He said “No those are fine, I’m just starting to regret this face tattoo”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: They Don’t Rhyme

In each sentence below, two words are incomplete. The two words end in the same three letters, so they look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each sentence.

Example: One symptom of bronchitis is a ro___ co___. (The two words are: rough & cough.)

1. Money laundering doesn’t mean to w___ c___.
2. It may be na___ to wa___ your right to remain silent.
3. A citrus devil could be called a le___ de___.
4. It would de___ me if my gold claim should pe___ out.

 

Random Riddle: They Don't Rhyme

 

 

Random Riddle: Related Meanings

Your task is to find words that, after taking their first letters away, have related meanings.

Example: Behead an animal and leave an animal (FOX, OX).

1. Behead a musical instrument and leave a musical instrument.

2. Behead a margin and leave a margin.

3. Behead to liquefy and leave to liquefy.

4. Behead to ascend and leave to ascend.

5. Behead a proper name and leave a proper name.
 

Random Riddle: Related Meanings

 

 

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