Joke Of The Day: A Dangerous New Virus

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Jun 162025
 
Joke Of The Day: A Dangerous New Virus A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called the Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your boss or colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private life.

If you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can purchase Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). They’re available at your local grocery store.

Take repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated. Forward this warning to five friends. If you don’t have five friends, you’re already infected with WORK and it is controlling your life.

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: Broken Versions

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Jun 152025
 
Below are definitions of words (with the length of the word in parentheses), followed by a clue for a broken version of the word. For example:

PONDERING (8)…Monarch after dieting.

Would result in the word “THINKING”, which could be broken into “THIN KING”.

Can you decipher the five words below?

1. Certain Evening (9)…Tiny chess piece
2. Deed Subjects (10)…Cravats that are suitable
3. Ne’er-do-well (11)…Onion performing hip-hop music

4. Hawaiian person, e.g. (8)…Confessions of a scandalmonger
5. Buddhist belief (13)…Flower adorning a horse’s bridle
 

 Random Riddle: Broken Versions

 

 

Random Riddle: VALENTINES

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Jun 112025
 
There are so many words. If you take the letters found in the word VALENTINES, using the clues below, can you figure out the words that can be made?

1. A number between 8 and 10
2. A person owned by another person
3. An indigenous person
4. To express anger, or a heating duct opening
5. A person who stands watch and/or is watching
6. Necessary to existence or well-being of something
7. A type of beverage served in a pub
8. Agreeably tolerant or permissive
9. Lacking noise
10. Foreign Language
11. Goes away, or items that fall from trees and need raking
12. Opposite of odd

 

 Random Riddle: VALENTINES

 

 

Random Riddle: Different Things

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Jun 082025
 
I am one simple word, but I mean different things
One of my meanings brings great, forceful swings,
The other, of me, may have curve, like the first…
But only one meaning can help quench a thirst.
One of my meanings will often bring cheers,
Either of them could hold a few beers.
 
 Random Riddle: Different Things

 

 

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