Joke Of The Day

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Mar 122011
 

Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of sex?

First, there’s House Sex:
That’s when you make love all over the house: on the floor, on the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime — much like two crazed rabbits.

Then comes Bedroom Sex:
That’s when the kids are finally fed, bathed and asleep; the curtains closed; nothing much on TV; and the door locked — you make love in the bedroom.

Last comes Hall Sex:
That’s when you pass each other in the hall and snarl — “Screw You !”

Study: Staring at Breasts Promotes A Healthy Heart

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Mar 112011
 

Video Description:

Guys, listen up. A study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman’s breasts.

Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.

Previously:
Evaluation: Staring at Women’s Breasts Increases Life Expectancy