Joke Of The Day: Deep Thoughts

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Apr 072014
 
Rubber Chicken What deep thinkers men are… I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said ‘nothing’. The reason I said that instead of saying ‘just thinking’ is because she would have said ‘about what’. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.” On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.” I rest my case.

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Quickie

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Mar 302014
 
Rubber Chicken A man is walking home one night when he spots a woman in the shadows.

“Quick fun just $20” she whispers seductively as he gets to her.

He’d never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell? It’s been awhile, he’s running early, and it’s only $20.

So he steps into the bushes with her and very soon, they’re going at it.

Suddenly a light flashes on them — it’s a cop.

“What’s going on here?” asks the officer.

“I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.”

“Well,” said the man, “neither did I, until you shined that light in her face.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Beer Contains Female Hormones

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Mar 242014
 
Rubber Chicken Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive.

No further testing is planned

 

 

Mar 232014
 

One girl’s view on why everyone should own a gun.

Common sense advice in less than a minute.
 

YouTuber BraveTheWorld expresses her viewpoint on “Why Everyone Should Own a Gun,” which includes giving women an equal chance to fight an attacker, the love of freedom and an inherent right to stay alive.

Julia Tourianski believes that while one can argue about gun rights until they turn blue in the face there is only one true and undeniable point to be made: The right to bear arms is inherent in all human beings, BraveNewWorld reports.

“You are alive. You have an inherent right to stay alive. A gun is a tool. You have the right to wield it to preserve your life when under threat,” Tourianski says.

Tourianski is as open about her values as she is on her stance on the Second Amendment and shares a bit about herself on her website, BraveNewWorld,

“I am in a love affair with freedom. I am in the business of anti-politics. I am a promoter of anti-state mentality. I want anarchy to be in peoples’ minds, and I want it do drip into their hearts,” she says.

“Private property, the free-market, non-aggression, self-ownership, individualism…these are things that breed prosperity and peace. Statism cannot exist without the collectivist mentality. The collectivist mentality cannot exist without compliance. Compliance cannot exist without authoritarianism, and authoritarianism cannot exist without lies,” she adds.

Tourianski believes the world is changing and if you “open your eyes… freedom will follow.”