Joke Of The Day: Three Girlfriends

Rubber Chicken There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.”

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.”

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Honeymoon

Rubber Chicken On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. The waist alone was twice her body.

She said, “I can’t wear your pants.”

“That’s right,” intoned the groom, “And don’t you forget it. I’m the one who wears the pants in the family.”

The bride took off her panties and asked her husband to try it on.

“No way. I can’t get into your panties.” he said.

“That’s right. And that’s the way it’ll be until you change your attitude.” she said and smiled.

 

 

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