Discoveries and Inventions by Men and Women

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Dec 082009
 

Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

Men discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
Women discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

Men discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
Women discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

Men discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
Women discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter Men have discovered and invented a lot of things… While Women STUCK to shopping.

Joke Of The Day

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Nov 212009
 

A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of the toilet. But each time he looked up the illuminated sign proclaimed that it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested that he use the plane’s new prototype women’s toilet. But he mustn’t press any of the buttons inside. They were labelled WW,WA,PP and ATR.

The man’s curiosity got the better of him and he started pressing the buttons. When he pressed WW, Warm fragrant Water was sprayed all over his ass. He thought, WOW, the women really have it made.

Still curious, he pressed the button marked WA, and a gentle breeze of Warm Air quickly dried his hindquarters. He thought this was fantastic and reached for the button marked PP. This yielded a large Powder Puff that delicately applied a soft talc on his rear.

Naturally he couldn’t resist the last button marked ATR.When he woke up in the hospital, he buzzed the nurse.’What happened to me? The last thing I remember is that I was in the new Ladies room on the plane.’

‘Yes, apparently you were having a great time until you pressed the ATR button, which stands for Automatic Tampon Removal. Your penis is under your pillow.’

Joke Of The Day

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Nov 202009
 

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across the table. ‘There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.’

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic’s lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller’s gaze, steadied her voice, and asked: ‘Will I get away with it?’

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