Common Sense Evaluation

A recent study at the University of Missouri Medical School shows that the type of men’s facial features that a woman finds attractive can differ, depending upon where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: Most of the month a woman is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with smooth, clean-shaven features.

During her period or if she is menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his butt while he is on fire!

A Doctor was addressing a large audience stating ‘The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful.

Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.

Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our bottled drinking water.

However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have eaten, or will eat it.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?’

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and said, ‘Wedding Cake.’

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been seeing each other for a while.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship. ‘How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather
tentatively.

‘I would like it infrequently’ she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned
over towards her and whispered, ‘Is that one word or two?’