You know the honeymoon’s over when your dog brings your slippers, and your wife barks at you! |
Love your husband when he orders you to make tea or coffee because he wants to feel fresh to listen your nonstop talks…
Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females because he is just checking that you are still the best?
Love him if he criticizes your cooking because he is still improving his taste.
Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep because he is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.
Love him if he forgets to give you a gift on your birthday because he is saving money for your future.
Love him… Because you don’t have a choice and killing is a legal offence.