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Q: Why do the nurses give the old men in retirement homes Viagra?
A: To keep them from rolling out of bed. |
Tag: Viagra
Joke Of The Day: A Horrible Sunburn
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A man passed out on the beach in Naples, Florida for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.
He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, ‘What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?’ The Doctor replied, ‘It won’t do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.’ |
Joke Of The Day: Partial Dosage
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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The pharmacist said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s alright. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.” |
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