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My whole family is struggling as we just discovered Grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than Grandma though.
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Tag: Viagra
Joke Of The Day: 10 Dollars A Pill
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When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the bathroom medicine cabinet, he asked his son about using one of the pills.
The son said, “I don’t think you should take one Dad; they’re very strong and very expensive.” “How much?” asked Grandpa. “$10. a pill,” answered the son. “I don’t care,” said Grandpa, “I’d still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I’ll put the money under the pillow.” Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, “I told you each pill was $10, not $110. “I know,” said Grandpa. “The hundred is from Grandma!”
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Joke Of The Day: Hot Chocolate And Viagra
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A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.
“How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific, wonderful menus.” “And the nursing?” “Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.” “What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?” “No problem at all – nine hours solid every night. At 10 o’clock they ring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet… and that’s it.I go out like a light.” The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge. “What are you people doing,” he says, “I’m told you’re giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can’t be true? “Oh, yes,” replies the Sister. “Every night at 10 o’clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed!”
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