A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?”
“Well” said the vet “lets have a look at him”
So he picks the dog up and has a good look at it’s eyes.
“Well” says the vet “I’m going to have to put him down”
“Just because he’s cross-eyed?” says the man.
“No, because he’s heavy” says the vet.
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear that small inner voice trying to reassure him, “Howard. Don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won’t be the last.”
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, “Howard. You’re a Veterinarian.”
A doctor had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty the next day.
No matter how hard he tried to forget about it, his shame and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.
But every once in a while he’d hear a reassuring voice in his head that said, “Don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients.”
But then he would hear another voice, one that jolted him back to reality. “You are a sick doctor,” it whispered, “and a terrible veterinarian.”
A dog lover, whose dog was a bitch and ‘in heat’, agreed to look after and house her neighbors’ male dog while they were away on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep them apart, but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage as so frequently happens when they mate.
Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the veterinarian, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
After having the problem explained to him, the vet said, “Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw.”
“Do you think that will work?” she asked. “It just worked for me” he replied.