Joke Of The Day: President’s Day

Rubber Chicken I was eating lunch with my neighbors and their 8-year-old grandson when his grand mother asked him “What is tomorrow?”

He said “It’s President’s Day”

She asked “What does that mean?” …. I was waiting for something profound… He said: “President’s Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment.”

 

 

Welfare Recipients Now Outnumber Full-Time Workers

These figures are from 2011. Does anyone want to guess what the figures are now?

ObamaCardAmericans who were recipients of means-tested government benefits in 2011 outnumbered year-round full-time workers, according to data released this month by the Census Bureau.

They also out-numbered the total population of the Philippines.

There were 108,592,000 people in the United States in the fourth quarter of 2011 who were recipients of one or more means-tested government benefit programs, the Census Bureau said in data released this week. Meanwhile, according to the Census Bureau, there were 101,716,000 people who worked full-time year round in 2011. That included both private-sector and government workers.

That means there were about 1.07 people getting some form of means-tested government benefit for every 1 person working full-time year round.

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Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack

Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack

I wanted to let you all know that earlier today I received my “Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack” from the White House.

It contained:

  •  A parachute
  •  An ‘Obama Hope and Change’ bumper sticker
  •  A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign
  •  A ‘Blame Boehner’ poster
  •  A ‘Tax the Rich’ banner
  •  An application for unemployment
  •  An application for food stamps
  •  A prayer rug
  •  A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
  •  And if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in “China” and all directions were in Spanish.

 

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