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Wallpaper Of The Day: Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit
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Jan 172018
The History Of Air Force Uniforms
Infographics
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Nov 162017
Tactical Hand Signals
How To, Infographics
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Nov 122017
Oct 182017
| Someone valiantly took it upon themselves to splice together three times the show predicted some of the issues we’d be dealing with in the 2016 election, some 25 years or so later. It’s uncanny.
Icons like Al Bundy and Homer Simpson, while caricatures, are the symbols of the great American middle class family. Sure they are crude, beer drinking, oafish and loud, and sometimes lazy. But they are always protecting their wives, their family, their marriage, and loving of country. They both faced temptations, and every time they held onto the sanctity of their marriages and the strength of the nuclear family. They weren’t well to do, but they are well-intentioned and good of heart. And that makes them the perfect role models for the American man. |
Joke Of The Day: Army Budget Cuts
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Oct 182017
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It was near the end of basic training and all the soldiers were getting ready for the war. A private came charging into his Lieutenant’s office and said ” Lieutenant, we don’t have enough rifles. What am I going to use for the war?”
“I don’t have time to deal with this right now” the lieutenant thought. He grabbed a broom, sawed off the bottom, and handed it to the solder. “Here use this instead.” “How is this going to work?” “When you see the bad guys coming at you, just point it at them and say ‘Bangity Bang Bang, Bang Bang'”. So the private ran out with his new “rifle”. But soon he came running back to the Lieutenant saying “Lieutenant, we don’t have enough bayonets!” The Lieutenant grabbed a piece of string off of his desk and gave it the private. “When you see the bad guys coming just throw this at them and say ‘Stabity Stab Stab, Stab Stab.'” So the private was all ready for his war. He was sitting in a fox hole, hating being out there, when he saw an enemy creeping along the top of a nearby hill. He grabbed his broom, pointed it at the bad guy and said “Bangity Bang Bang Bangity Bang Bang” and he fell down dead. “Wow this really works” thought the private. He started going through the underbrush when another enemy jumped out and try to gut him – he threw his string at him and said, ‘Stabbity Stab Stab!’. The enemy fell down, dead. Pretty soon, he saw another guy rampaging through the woods. He pointed his broomstick at him and yelled, ‘Bangity Bang Bang!’ Nothing, so he did it again, ‘Bangity Bang Bang!’ The guy was stomping he’s feet. He threw the string, Stabbit Stab Stab!’ The enemy kept stomping towards him and plowed over him, stomping him into the ground. Then he heard the big guy mumbling as he went past “Tankity Tank Tank Tankity Tank Tank.”
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