Tag: Turkey
Moral of the Day
A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
Joke Of The Day
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
‘Cause they wear their belts on their hats!
What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
What is the turkey’s favorite black-tie celebration?
The Butter Ball.
What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?
A turkey sand-witch.
What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock.
Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they are always stuffed.
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Tur-key.
What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Christmas.
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