Extreme Boat Parking

Meanwhile somewhere in Turkey…

Zjarany Zbyszek uploaded an intense video from Turkey of a large ship parking on a beach after squeezing between two smaller boats. The footage appears to have been taken at a wrecking yard where all of the boats were destined to become scrap.

We’re pretty sure the captain of this boat knew the boats on either side of him were being scrapped when he wedged himself in between them, but we’re still impressed with his skill in doing it without making more of a mess.

Source…

Extreme Boat Parking
via Laughing Squid

Joke Of The Day: Thanksgiving Weather Forecast

Rubber Chicken Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side, while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway.

During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered soup late in the week. We expect a warming trend where soup develops.

By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.

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