Joke Of The Day: Cell Phone Etiquette

Rubber ChickenAfter a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:

“Hi sweetheart, its Eric. I am on the train.”

“Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting”.

“No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss”.

“No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life”.

“Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart”

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone,

“Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed.”

Eric doesn’t use his cell phone in public any longer :-)

 

 

Wooden Train Set Dining Table

It is probably not something that most mothers would approve of but boys everywhere would want this.

Tables provide a new and exciting way to entertain your dinner party guests.

They turn the delivery of mints & chocolates around the dinner table into an event that no-one will forget!

All the tables start with a table base ‘tray’ that accept a selection of reversible square wooden TrackTiles™

Finger holes in each table base allow for easy access to lift out and rotate each TrackTile™ or you can turn all the tiles completely over to form a smooth, plain conventional dining table.

All the tiles are inlaid on one side with removable BRIO® track pieces. These wooden tracks guide small motorized trains and their delicious cargo around to each of your dinner party guests.

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Danny Macaskill: Industrial Revolutions

Video Description:

Industrial Revolutions is the amazing new film from street trials riding star Danny Macaskill. Filmed and edited for Channel 4 ‘s documentary Concrete Circus.

Industrial Revolutions sees Danny take his incredible bike skills into an industrial train yard and some derelict buildings.’ Filmed in the beautiful Scottish countryside Danny Macaskill’s latest film was directed by Stu Thomson (Cut Media/MTBcut) for Channel 4’s documentary Concrete Circus.

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