Joke Of The Day: Two Polish Guys On A Train

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May 192018
 
Joke Of The Day: Two Polish Guys On A Train Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw.

A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before. Each bought one.

The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said,

“I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”

“Why not?”

“I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”

 

 

 

 

Random Riddle: The Train Station

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Feb 182018
 
A train rolls into the station exactly on time. The train is not full, but no one gets on. All trains that stop at the platform travel to the same destinations in the same order.

Why didn’t anybody get on?
 

Random Riddle: The Train Station