Tag: Toilet Paper

Jokes

Joke Of The Day: No Name Toilet Paper

Rubber ChickenA little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.

“Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?”

“Well,” he replies pointing out one brand, “this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s $1.50 per roll.”

He grabs another and says, “This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.”

Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, “We call that our No Name brand, and it’s 20 cents per roll.”

“Give me the No Name,” she says.

She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, “Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.”

“Why?” he asks.

“Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it don’t take crap off anybody!”

 

 

Amusing

Everyday Hulk: In The Bathroom

For you and me, there’s nothing more irritating than running out of toilet paper. But when it happens to the Hulk, well … let’s just say you wouldn’t want to see him angry. (Actually, in this case … yeah, you would.)

Animator David Stodolny takes us inside the Bruce Banner bathroom to witness what happens when the green berserker encounters the sad sight of an empty cardboard roll.

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Amusing

The Toilet Paper With Obama’s Face On Every Sheet

Wipe Clean indeed!

It may not be the most politically correct gift this holiday season.

But a new bathroom accessory has some gag gift lovers rolling over in stitches with its two-ply solution for those dissatisfied with the current state of the union.

Toilet paper with a portrait of President Barack Obama on every square is being offered via online retailers – but it’s certainly no bargain item at $10.00 per roll.

‘By purchasing Barack Obama Toilet Paper, you are single handedly helping to strengthen the very fibers that weave together this great nation of ours’.

At least, so claim its makers at ObamaToiletPaper.com.

‘Make your opinion known by wiping your behind with the face of the 44th president of the United States,’ an online description of the brash bathroom product reads.

According to the website, ‘Gone are the days where political activism and personal cleanliness were treated as two totally entities.’

Indeed, now, with the emergence of Obama Toilet Paper, they certainly are.

In fact, its makers contend it’s one of the most patriotic purchases you might make all holiday season, by supporting American small business.

That’s not to say they haven’t received their share of hate mail, from the sound of a sarcastic message on the manufacturer’s contact page.

A rant to repulsed liberals reads: ‘Highly annoying correspondence is not only appreciated, but encouraged. Right now I am particularly interested in receiving delusional and rambling tirades.’

We somehow doubt the Commander in Chief would give his seal of approval.

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