Joke Of The Day: Star Trek

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Nov 012014
 
Rubber Chicken The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.

As they talked, the Iranian said, “I have just one question about what I have seen in America .”

The General said,”Well, is there anything I can do to help?”

The Iranian whispered, “My son watches this show called ‘Star Trek’ and in it there is … Kirk who is Canadian,Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims.

My son is very upset and doesn’t understand why there aren’t any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on ‘Star Trek’.

“The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, “That’s because it takes place in the future…”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Opinions

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Jul 192013
 

Rubber ChickenA pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City.

He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker.

He asked, “Excuse me, I would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage?”

The Saudi replied, “Excuse me, but what is a shortage?”

The Russian said, “Excuse me, but what is meat?”

The North Korean replied, “Excuse me, but what is an opinion?”

The New Yorker replied, “Excuse me, but what is ‘excuse me?'”