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Oct 162011
 

I was reading my Bible (King James V.) last night and found a reference to PMS.

I believe it was in Matthew.

It was something like “…and Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem.”

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Oct 132011
 

One day the zookeeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books: the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, “Why are you reading both those books?”

“Well,” said the orangutan, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.”

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Jul 082011
 

Passing by the primate area one day, a zoo attendant happens to notice a chimpanzee sitting on a rock with an open book in either hand, looking first at one and then at the other. Upon closer examination, he identifies the books: the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species.

Curious, he asks the chimp, “What’s with the books?”

The chimp replies, “I’m trying to decide whether I’m my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.”

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