Mexican Drug Cartel Seizes 2 U.S. Ranches in Texas

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Jul 252010
 

I’m not sure if this story is true. I think it may be a military or local law enforcement training exercise.

If it is true… God help Los Zetas! Don’t mess with Texas!


In what could be deemed an act of war against the sovereign borders of the United States, Mexican drug cartels have seized control of at least two American ranches inside the U.S. territory near Laredo, Texas.

Two sources inside the Laredo Police Department confirmed the incident is unfolding and they would continue to coordinate with U.S. Border Patrol today. “We consider this an act of war,” said one police officer on the ground near the scene. There is a news blackout of this incident at this time and the sources inside Laredo PD spoke on the condition of anonymity.

Word broke late last night that Laredo police have requested help from the federal government regarding the incursion by the Los Zetas. It appears that the ranch owners have escaped without incident but their ranches remain in the hands of the blood thirsty cartels.

Laredo Border Patrol is conducting aerial surveillance over the ranches to determine the best way to regain control of the U.S. ranches, according to the Laredo Police department.

The approximate location of the U.S. ranches are10 miles northwest of I-35 off Mines Road and Minerales Annex Road. Just off 1472 (Mines road) near Santa Isabel Creek north of the city of Laredo, Texas.

The Los Zetas drug cartel is an offshoot of the elite Mexican military trained in special ops. The mercenary organization is said to include members of corrupt Mexican Federales, politicians as well as drug traffickers. The group was once part of the Gulf cartel, but has since splintered and now directly competes with the Gulf cartel for premium drug smuggling routes in the Texas region.

The new leader of Los Zetas is Heriberto “El Lazca” Lazcano and is considered the most violent paramilitary group in Mexico by the DEA.

Recently the drug organization has kidnapped tourists, infiltrated local municipalities and continues to smuggle narcotics into a very hungry U.S. market.

The violence south of the border continues to spin out of control and has left Nuevo Laredo, Mexico on virtual lockdown with businesses refusing to open the doors. Last week a particularly violent attack by the Los Zetas included the use of grenades and resulted in a dozen deaths and 21 injuries.

The hostile takeover of the ranches has met with silence with local and national media; however sources say they could be waiting to report the stories once the ranches are back in U.S. control. This journalist questions if this was a Middle Eastern terrorist attack if the media would sit on their hands.

Source…


Update:

The story may have something to do with this.

Actual Quotes From Texas Politicians

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Jul 142010
 

The following are actual quotes from Texas politicians.

1. “It just makes good sense to put all your eggs in one basket.”
Texas Rep. Joe Salem speaking on an amendment requiring all revenues to go into the state treasury.

2. “Lemme give ya’ a hypothetic.”
Texas Rep. Renal Rosson.

3. “Ain’t nothin’ in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.”
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Jim Hightower.

4. “And now, will y’all stand and be recognized?”
Texas House SpeakerGib Lewis to a group of handicapped people in wheelchairs.

5. “Dallas salutes a person who can buy a piece of art, but not a person who can create one.”
C. Greene.

6. “No thanks, once was enough.”
Texas Governor Bill Clements, asked if he had been born again.

7. “Oh good. Now he’ll be bi-ignorant.”
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Jim Hightower when told that Texas Governor Bill Clements had been studying Spanish.

8. “I’d just make a little bit of money, I wouldn’t make a whole lot.”
Texas House Speaker Gib Lewis defending himself against the charge that he would personally profit from a bill he had introduced.

9. “Well, there never was a Bible in the room.”
Texas Governor Bill Clements, asked about repeatedly lying about the SMU football scandal.

10. “I am filled with humidity.”
Texas House Speaker Gib Lewis.

11. “If ignorance ever goes to $40 a barrel, I want drillin’ rights on that man’s head.”
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Jim Hightower discussing President George Bush’s policies.

12. “If it’s dangerous to talk to yourself, it’s probably even dicier to listen”
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Jim Hightower.

13. “I move we recess to go outside and throw up.”
Texas House Speaker Gib Lewis during a budget hearing.

14. “This is a real competitive business.”
A gas station owner, when asked to explain the rapid rise in gasoline prices when Kuwait was invaded.

15. “…idiots, imbeciles, aliens, the insane and women…”
Law standing in Texas until 1918 regulating who could not vote.

16. “It’s the sediment of the House that we adjourn.”
Texas House Speaker Wayne Clayton.

17. “Let’s do this in one foul sweep.”
Texas House Speaker Wayne Clayton.

18. “This is unparalyzed in the state’s history.”
Texas House Speaker Gib Lewis.

19. “I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.”
Texas House Speaker Gib Lewis.

20. “We’ll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that booger.”
Texas House Speaker Gib Lewis.

21. “There’s a lot of uncertainty that’s not clear in my mind.” Texas
House Speaker Gib Lewis.

22. “I can explain it for you, but I can’t understand it for you.”
Anon.

23. “There are still places where people think that the function of the media is to provide information.”
Don Rottenberg.

Question Of The Day

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Feb 282010
 

Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun?

I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him. Apparently, just to anger him.