Tag: Texas

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Survivor, Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, the state of Texas is planning to do one entitled:

Survivor, Texas Style

The eight (8) contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin & San Antonio.
Then over to Houston & down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock & Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene & Fort Worth. Finally, back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Prius w/a bumper sticker that reads:

1 ~ I’m a Democrat
2 ~ Amnesty for Illegals
3 ~ I love the Dixie Chicks
4 ~ Boycott Beef
5 ~ I Voted for Obama
6 ~ George Strait Sucks
7 ~ Re-elect Obama in 2012
8 ~ I’m here to confiscate your guns

The 1st one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

God Bless Texas!

 

Jokes

Joke Of The Day

I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

If they didn’t get help, they’d surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff ‘s Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I’m starting to think I wasted two stamps….

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