Joke Of The Day

A famous statistician would never travel by airplane, because he had studied air travel and estimated the probability of there being a bomb on any given flight was 1 in a million, and he was not prepared to accept these odds.

One day a colleague met him at a conference far from home. “How did you get here, by train?”

“No, I flew”

“What about your theory on the possibility of a bomb?”

“Well, I began thinking that if the odds of one bomb are 1:million, then the odds of TWO bombs are (1/1,000,000) x (1/1,000,000). This is a very, very small probability, which I can accept. So, now I bring my own bomb along!”

Pakistani Children Play The Suicide Bomber Game

The chilling 84-second clip shows a child dressed up as a Taliban bomber hugging a group of children – acting as his family and friends – goodbye.

The “bomber” – dressed in black and wearing a veil then walks slowly towards another group – who are kids acting as Afghan security forces.

The wannabe Jihadi then “detonates” his suicide belt – and a watching group of children throw handfuls of sand in the air to simulate dust blown up by a real bomb.

After the explosion children rush to examine the bodies of “dead” children lying on the ground – recreating the grisly aftermath of a real close quarters suicide attack.

God help us all!

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