Joke Of The Day: More Than One Meaning

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Jan 252017
 
Rubber Chicken “Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said the teacher.

The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”

The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.

“Sure,” said the young student confidently. “It means ‘carrying a child’.”

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Fat Cow

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Jan 122016
 
Rubber Chicken Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”

Student: “Eggs!”

Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”

Student: “Bacon!”

Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”

Student: “Homework!”