A teacher in a political science class asked the students, “Who is the most powerful person in the US?”
A student answered, “The First Pet?”
The teacher then asked, “Why?”
The student explained, “Because, the president kneels before him, talks to him, listens to him, follows him, prefers him to office staff, looks after his well being before the voters’, cancels/defers official duties in favor of him, and boards Air Force One first.”
A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?”
“No!” the children all answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?”
Again the answer was “No!”
“Well”, she continued, “then how can I get into Heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said “Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull”.
“How disgusting” said the teacher “I am sure your father could have done that”
“No ma’m, he couldn’t have” said the little sod “It has to be the Bull”.
