Joke Of The Day: Tarzan And Jane

Joke Of The Day: Tarzan And Jane When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex.

“Tarzan not know sex.” he replied.

Jane explained to him what it was.

Tarzan said, “Ohhh… Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.”

Horrified, Jane said, “Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.”

She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.

“Here.” she said, pointing to her privates, “You must put it in here.”

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her right in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed, “What did you do that for?!”

Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day

A couple of movie critics were discussing old movies and wondered whatever happened to Tarzan. So they decided to look for him and ask him a few questions.

Finally they located him, and the conversation went like this:

Tarzan how come we haven’t seen you in a movie in a long time?

Well, I’ve had a bad case of arthritis and I can’t swim anymore or jump from branch to branch cause I don’t see well either.

What about Jane, Tarzan?

Jane is in really bad shape. She has Alzheimer and doesn’t know who I am anymore.

What a shame. What can you tell us about your son Boy?

Well, we don’t see much of Boy lately. He stopped going to school and he only comes around to see us when he needs money or a favor.

That’s sad Tarzan. What about Cheetah. Have you heard anything about her?

Oh Cheetah! She’s really doing well. She married a Chicago lawyer and now lives at the White House.