Tractor With A Volvo 240 Turbo Engine

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Nov 162012
 

Ever wondered what would happen if you put a Volvo 240 turbo engine into an old tractor? Well here is your answer.

People who live in the country know what I’m talking about: you’re blissfully driving like 150 miles an hour over the speed limit on some rural freeway, when BAM! Tractor. Ssllooww tractor. Not to mention the fact that he’s too wide to pass. Thankfully, if you come across this guy on his tractor, there will be no need to fret. As the great Ricky Bobby once said, “if you ain’t first, you’re last!”

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Joke Of The Day

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Jan 232012
 

This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with a sign “Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry.” “Hans Olaffsen?”, he thinks. “How in the world does that fit in here?”

So, he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman sitting in the corner. The visitor asks, “How in the world did this place get a name like Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?”

The old man answers “Is name of owner.”

The visitor asks “Well, who is the owner?”

“I am he,” answers the old man.

“You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?”

The old man replies, “Many years ago when I come to this country, I was standing in line at Documentation Center. Man in front of me was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, “What your name?” He say, “Hans Olaffsen.”

She look at me say, “What your name?” I say, “Sam Ting.”