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Supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee. |
Tag: Supermarket
Joke Of The Day: Boneless Chicken Breasts
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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.
“Don’t worry,” he said. “I’ll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping.” Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher’s voice boom over the public-address system: “Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.” |
Joke Of The Day: Bag Boy
This guy has been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for five years.
One day the supermarket gets new orange juice machines, and the bag boy is really excited and asks the manager if he can work the juice machines.
The manager says no.
The bagger says, “But I’ve been working here for five years. Why can’t I run the juice machines?”
The manager answers, “I’m sorry, son, but baggers can’t be juicers.”
Cut A Watermelon In 30 Seconds Or Less
A whole watermelon is chopped in 21 seconds flat.
Enjoy!
Matt Jones and his buddy work at the supermarket in back. His friend is so skilled with a knife, he can cube up a watermelon in a matter of seconds. Around 21 seconds to be precise.
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