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Dec 082010
 

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a little stroll in town one afternoon enjoying the sunshine.

A s they walked, they come across a sign:

‘Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world’.

“I am entering!” said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do?”

“I won First Place !,” said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see another sign: ‘Contest for the strongest man in the world’.

“I’m entering,” says Superman.

After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?”

“I won First Place too,” answers Superman. “Did you ever have a doubt?”

They continue walking when they see a third sign: ‘Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?’

Pinocchio quickly enters the contest.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

“What happened?” they asked.

“Who is Barack Obama?” asked Pinocchio.

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Feb 192010
 

A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.

As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him.

The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, “You sure are mean when you’re drunk, Superman.”

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May 212009
 

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”

“I am entering!” said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do?”

“First Place!” said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: “Contest for the strongest man in the world.”

“I’m entering,” says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?”

“First Place,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”

They continue walking when they see a sign: “Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?” Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

“What happened?” they asked.

“Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?” asked Pinocchio.

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