Joke Of The Day: Shopping For An Inflatable Doll

Rubber Chicken A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

The guy behind the counter says, ‘Male or female?’

The customer says, ‘Female.’

The counter guy asks, ‘Black or white?

The customer says, ‘White.’

The counter guy asks, ‘Christian or Muslim?’

The customer says, ‘What the hell does religion have to do with it?’

The counter guy says, ‘The Muslim one blows itself up.’

 

 

British Sniper Kills Six Taliban With Single Shot

British Sniper Kills Six Taliban With Single Shot: Hit suicide bomber’s explosive vest from half a mile.

British sniper kills six Taliban with single shot

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A British sniper in Afghanistan killed six Taliban insurgents with a single shot from his rifle.

The unidentified 20-year-old Lance Corporal made the 930-yard shot in Kakaran last December during a gun battle with 15 to 20 insurgents. He fired a single round from his L115A3 rifle, striking the trigger device of a suicide bomber, killing the bomber and five other nearby Taliban, Telegraph reports.

Lt. Col. Richard Slack, commanding officer of 9/12 Royal Lancers, recounted the event.

“The guy was wearing a vest. He was identified by the sniper moving down a tree line and coming up over a ditch,” said Slack. “He had a shawl on. It rose up and the sniper saw he had a machine gun. They were in contact and he was moving to a firing position. The sniper engaged him and the guy exploded. There was a pause on the radio and the sniper said, ‘I think I’ve just shot a suicide bomber.’ The rest of them were killed in the blast.”

The sniper is said to have averted mass casualties, as a second suicide bomb vest packed with 44 pounds of explosives was discovered nearby.

The same sniper earlier killed a Taliban machine-gunner from 1,465 yards. It was the first round he fired during the course of his tour.

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L115A3 rifle
L115A3 rifle

 

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