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I was in line at Starbucks this morning. The man getting served in front of me asked for a mocha.
“Sorry sir, but we’re out of mochas.” The guy was fuming. “I have a mocha every morning when I come in here!” he raged. “I’ll just have to have a latte!” He went and sat down. I went to the counter and said, “I’ll have a large latte too, please.” They asked me for my name. I asked why they needed it and they told me that they’d write it on my cup and shout it out when it was ready. |
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Life just gets better as you get older doesn’t it?
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. This is what happens when old people start using technology. |