Joke Of The Day: Star Trek

Rubber Chicken The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.

As they talked, the Iranian said, “I have just one question about what I have seen in America .”

The General said,”Well, is there anything I can do to help?”

The Iranian whispered, “My son watches this show called ‘Star Trek’ and in it there is … Kirk who is Canadian,Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims.

My son is very upset and doesn’t understand why there aren’t any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on ‘Star Trek’.

“The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, “That’s because it takes place in the future…”

 

 

Captain Kirk Watches The Miley Cyrus Performance

Captain Kirk and the USS Enterprise crew react to Miley Cyrus performing on the MTV VMAs.

We’re trying to move on from the whole Miley Cyrus twerking at the MTV VMAs thing, but the internet just won’t let us go. Now there’s a parody video making the rounds on the web showing the “Star Trek” cast–including Captain Kirk and Spock–trying to make sense of the intergalactic hot mess that was Cyrus’s performance.

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