Joke Of The Day

The director of a hospital was giving new resident doctors a tour of the facility when one young woman noticed that a man was masturbating in a hospital room with the door wide open.

“That’s disgusting” screamed the woman, “Why is he doing that?”

The doctor that was leading the tour explained, “This man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn’t do that five times a day, they’ll explode and he’ll die within minutes.”

“Oh well, in that case, I guess it’s OK,” commented the woman.

In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient.

Again the woman screamed, “Oh my! How can you explain THAT?”

The doctor replied … “Same illness but a better health care plan. The other patient has ObamaCare.”

Patriot Of The Day: Jan in Martinez, California

This is a video of Rush Limbaugh taking a call from “Jan in Martinez, California,” who said she believes it is “time to engage.”

She said it is time to “speak the truth,” and call people to action. Jan said, “They’re coming after my way of life and my livelihood.” She then proceeded to articulate how what Obama and the Left are doing to the country will wind up taking the “Mercedes” U.S. Health Care system away from everyone and instead give everyone a “Yugo.”

This is the way true patriotic Americans feel right now. Jan is the TRUE “Voice of America.”

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