Tag: Snow
Picture Of The Day: Six Moai Snowmen
Six moai snowmen stand in a row, watching the sun rise and set like clockwork knowing that their days on this earth are numbered.
Snow is not the ideal medium for constructing moai statues, and considering they originated on Polynesian islands in the warm waters of the Pacific Ocean this comes as no surprise. What is surprising, however, is the fact that these moai men have changed their minds about surfing, and now think of snowboarding as their favorit action sport.
Stoic and chisel jawed, with an icy stare that would freeze the hearts of kinder, gentler snowmen, these moai warn visitors- don’t mess with this house or you’ll anger the sacred spirits that stand guard.
Joke Of The Day: Dealing With The Storm
During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars.
“That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.”
“Why’s that?”
“Because knowing the federal government, they’d decided to lower the highways.”
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