Jokes Joke Of The Day July 6, 2011September 9, 2012 gags Q: Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any kids? A: Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel!
Jokes Joke Of The Day March 4, 2010September 9, 2012 gags Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!
Q: Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any kids?