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Sherlock Holmes and Watson are walking around London when a cat jumps on Watson and pees on him.
“Oh bloody hell” says an upset Watson, “my shirt is ruined” “Well, you got to take it up with the owner”, says Sherlock calmly. “I’ve no clue who the owner is!” shouts Watson, still angry. “Well, my dear Watson”, says Sherlock, “You are pissed on and pissed off at the same time, it’s Schrödinger’s cat”.
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| One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it.
Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson and Paul Crimson. The next day Holmes got a note on his door that read “? Crimson. He broke your window.” Which of the three Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question about the incident? |
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