Tag: Scottish
Joke Of The Day
3 dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all of them with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what happened.
“The first body: A Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hench the enormous smile, Inspector.” says the coroner.
“The second body, Scotsman, 25, won thousands on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”
The Inspector asked, “What of the third person?”
“Ah” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one.
Billy Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30 struck by lightening.”
“Why is he smiling then?” asks the Inspector.
“He thought he was having his picture taken.”
Joke Of The Day
A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the North Woods of Canada, both liked to hunt. They were hunting for deer when all of a sudden a moose popped up in front of them. It was so unexpected, neither of them had a chance to fire.
The Scotsman was shaken. “Hoot mon, wit in blazes was that?!”
“That was a moose,” the Canadian replied.
“What are ye saying, lad? A moose? Good Lord, I’d hate to see yer rats!”
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